We have created full identities for Canada’s largest companies. We have directed a major literary festival. We have built professional websites when the web itself was young. We have coded sales software for major insurance companies. We have spun house music and built vintage keyboards from scratch. We have edited poetry for one of Canada's most respected literary presses. We have got eight children and two dogs, collectively. We have designed some achingly beautiful things. We have created a one-touch system to sell books online. We have created the country's most comprehensive public database of Canadian children's book authors and illustrators. We have built web software that has written two books of literature and has been studied worldwide. We have been awfully earnest sometimes. We have built successful Content Management Systems from scratch and knew when to bid them goodbye. We have never been stuck in our ways. We have maintained industry leading point-of-sale software. We have designed some achingly beautiful things, but we have already mentioned that. We have one scooter among us, though it needs a bit of work. We have been obsessed with contemporary continental philosophy. We have successfully rebranded countless companies. We have built an exceptionally level deck at the cottage. We have handled large teams of developers, but also know the value of staying small. We have made eBooks before there were eBooks. We have helped build thriving arts organizations from scratch. We have coded, designed, architected and financially managed the solutions to many difficult business problems. We have found beauty in simplicity. We are Intelligent Machines.